The Chicago Cubs Fans
I used to think it was just Chicago sports fans in general that were ass-bag douches, but later realized that Bulls, White Sox, and Blackhawk fans were not pompous shits. It must just be something about the Cubs. I can say this because I am totally impartial, I have no commitment to any teams and I find baseball slow and boring, it's like watching grass grow, but without the climatic ending when it gets mowed. And what is with that season could we drag it out any longer, wouldn't 50 games be enough?
Let me start by saying the "Chicago Cubs Fans" DO NOT want the Cubs to win the World Series. YES! You read that correctly they don't want their team to win. They will say they do, they will say shit like "We'll get them next year" or "This is the year we take the series", but they don't believe that, nor do they want that. All Chicago Cubs Fans have is their loyalty to a team that never wins it all. They wear it like a badge. I will credit them, so many people are fair-weather-fans and it is nice to see some loyalty, but shut the fuck up about it already. We all know your team has sucked incontinent ass for a century and that's great that you haven't jumped on the Yankees band wagon, but nobody cares how loyal you have been. If the Chicago Cubs were to win a World Series, what would the fans have? They would have nothing no "Goat Curse", no "Black Cat in the Dugout" no "I have been loyal despite season after season of humiliation." None of it. If the Chicago Cubs actually won it all the Chicago Cubs Fan would have nothing, their entire world would be in ruins. The Chicago Cubs Fans would much rather say I have supported the underdog all my life than have their team win a World Series.
Let me start by saying the "Chicago Cubs Fans" DO NOT want the Cubs to win the World Series. YES! You read that correctly they don't want their team to win. They will say they do, they will say shit like "We'll get them next year" or "This is the year we take the series", but they don't believe that, nor do they want that. All Chicago Cubs Fans have is their loyalty to a team that never wins it all. They wear it like a badge. I will credit them, so many people are fair-weather-fans and it is nice to see some loyalty, but shut the fuck up about it already. We all know your team has sucked incontinent ass for a century and that's great that you haven't jumped on the Yankees band wagon, but nobody cares how loyal you have been. If the Chicago Cubs were to win a World Series, what would the fans have? They would have nothing no "Goat Curse", no "Black Cat in the Dugout" no "I have been loyal despite season after season of humiliation." None of it. If the Chicago Cubs actually won it all the Chicago Cubs Fan would have nothing, their entire world would be in ruins. The Chicago Cubs Fans would much rather say I have supported the underdog all my life than have their team win a World Series.


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