Slick as spit
So the other day me and my friend Praire Dawg were talking and the topic of adult films somehow came up. It turns out me and P-Dawg are both bothered by the same thing, "Unnecessary Spitting" in the porn industry. I understand that they don't have the budget of a Harry Potter or a Batman movie, but surly they can afford some lube. First she's spitting phlegm on his phallus, then he's hawkin a oyster on her clan and then some other chic comes in and spittles where she dittles, and then more people enter and more slobbering goes on, When does it end?
I personally find a bunch of naked people spitting on each other kind of a turn off. If it's in the budget for Rachel Ray to use so damn much damn EVOO, why can't the porn stars have a tube of Astroglide, can of Crisco, bottle of Wesson, some WD-40, a can of butter flavored Pam, a coffee can of bacon grease, a quart of Quakerstate, or anything else slick.
I mean come on people, is there really another occupation around more in need of some lube? Couldn't they sign an endorsement deal with KY or something (a little product placement never hurt anyone). KY could market some new products from such a deal. Such as: "I can't believe it's not a loogie" or "Odrools". If we all work together I'm sure we could but a end to "unnecessary spitting in the porn industry".
I personally find a bunch of naked people spitting on each other kind of a turn off. If it's in the budget for Rachel Ray to use so damn much damn EVOO, why can't the porn stars have a tube of Astroglide, can of Crisco, bottle of Wesson, some WD-40, a can of butter flavored Pam, a coffee can of bacon grease, a quart of Quakerstate, or anything else slick.
I mean come on people, is there really another occupation around more in need of some lube? Couldn't they sign an endorsement deal with KY or something (a little product placement never hurt anyone). KY could market some new products from such a deal. Such as: "I can't believe it's not a loogie" or "Odrools". If we all work together I'm sure we could but a end to "unnecessary spitting in the porn industry".
Really, a bunch of people spitting on Rachael Ray is something I COULD get off on.
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I would love to hook her up with a 30 minute meal and a little chin dessert.
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Woohoo, a new read!!! ROFLMAO. So true indeed. I've noticed that too. Seems only time you see lube used is when a gal is trying to squeeze a 5" thick dong up her ass.
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