Ode To Princess Leia

Princess Leia
Yoda one for me.
Lookin for love in Alderaan places
You finally found a guy who'd give his right hand for you
Size matters not.
Look at me.
Judge me by my size, do you?
Give me twelve parsecs and you will call me 'Master'
Yoda one for me
How I long to force my lightsaber into your small thermal exhaust port
You R2 good to me.
How I long to spurt my Midi-chlorians all over your Naboobies.
You R2 good to me.
How I long to introduce my Hutt sized erection to places warmer than a tomtoms belly
You R2 good to me.
How I long to prove I am no rookie and go face down in your wookie.
You R2 good for me.
But where you are is unknown
And I'm here all alone
I don't even have a clone
But I do have this bone
So I'll rub one out alone
---SOLO---
Our love will ENDOR!