About a month back, the accounting department, where I worked hired this girl named Drew.  Drew is nothing special.  She is a about 50, with blonde hair (with contrasting roots), and a heavy layer of make-up (grease paint).  Although I find nothing special about Drew, it seem like I am the only male in the office that isn't infatuated with her.  You never see Drew without her entourage of dudes.  I started to wonder why everyone found Drew so fascinating and why I didn't feel the same way.  Maybe Drew secretes some sort of vaginal pheromone that attracts men, but has no effect on monkeys.  I'm not sure.  About a week ago, I heard rumor that Drew has had more wieners in her mouth than a taste tester for Hebrew National.  I started to think that this might attribute to her male following.  But after further consideration, I changed my mind.  If she was playing the skin flute for all these dudes, the herd would begin to thin after gratification.  I now believe that Drew is just a tease leading these guys around and having them do things for her.  And the Hebrew National rumor was just some vicious lie created by a distraught dude from her entourage, or a lie created by Drew herself to make the men in the herd believe they have a chance at oral gratification making it easier for her to get them to do shit for her, or maybe a vicious lie created by a monkey with attention deficit disorder who gets bored easily at work and amuses himself by starting shit and watching it unfold.