Lance Briggs what are you hiding
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Chicago Bears linebacker Lance Briggs said he panicked after
crashing his new Lamborghini along a highway early Monday morning and initially
reported his car stolen after abandoning the mangled vehicle. Later, he called
back and accepted responsibility for crashing the car.
I'm sorry but if you abandon a
new Lamborghini on the side of the rode you
were doing something, on something, or transporting something that you didn't
want the PoPo to know about. So let's play a game I like to call Lance Briggs
what are you hiding. It's an easy game, I just list a few possibilities of what
Lance was covering up and my readers are welcome to vote on which one they agree
with or write in their own theory of what illegal activity Lance was up
to.
Lance
Briggs what are you hiding
1.
Lance Briggs was on his way to Hollywood Video to return Cornhole Canyon
(also known as Brokeback Mountain 2) when he crashed his new Lamborghini,
embarrassed by his DVD chose and knowing damn well that if it was made public he
would remembered as a Packer and not a Bear. He abandon his new Lamborghini,
walked to Hollywood Video and discreetly used the drop
box.
2.
Lance Briggs was running black tar heroin for Tony
Montana
3.
Lance Briggs was driving across the US wearing adult nappies, assaulting
and attempting to kidnap a love rival when he crashed his new Lamborghini,
bringing his evil plan to a screeching halt.
4.
Lance Briggs knew his blood-alcohol level was at 0.12 percent, which just
happens to be the exact percent that people start making anti-Semitic comments.
Knowing that he would offend 90% of the luxury box ticket holders, he
abandon his new Lamborghini to avoid talking to the police and untimely
alienating Bear fans.
5.
Lance Briggs and R Kelly were rushing to a girl scout meeting when Lance
crashed his new Lamborghini, both men had been holding a piss for several hours
(for obvious reasons) and abandon the vehicle in an attempt to find a
reststop. |
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